Hey, guys. Darkest Sword here. Have you ever noticed how people have scary decorations in Halloween. Here is a story about a fictional character named Darkest Sword, otherwise known as Dark Sword, otherwise known as Dark. This is not as bad as that time when I got the wrong video game when I should have gotten the right video game when I ordered it. True story. This story isn't even real.
When people came to Dark's door, they were dressed up as vampires and werewolves. "Knock knock!" "WE'RE NOT HOME, GO AWAY, CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!! AAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran upstairs and went on his computer. He ate garlic and pumpkin. He had a garlic and pumpkin necklace with stakes and crosses on it. He had all the lights on. He looked out the window and saw... "A FOG MACHINE!!! THEY'RE MAKING SCARY!!!!!!!!" He looked down and saw fake skeletons in the dirt. He saw graves by them. "I must end this." He shot a flaming arrow at a bucket of oil. He threw a stake into someone's [dressed as a vampire] heart. He set a fire to the neighborhood and burned some dressed as a witch. "I saved the day. Am I a hero or what?" Police came and arrested him. "Why am I in prison? They're the ones who are monsters."
Wasn't that a good treat I narrated for you? Isn't that a good treat I WROTE for you? I'm glad you think so. Everyone needs a little scare. Hahahahahaha. Remember to say please and thank you when you trick of treat.
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