Captain Stupid: Episode 4, Season 1: Lazy Man

CAPTAIN STUPID IN: THE LAZY MAN

Captain Stupid was fighting someone who was very lazy. LAZY MAN.

Lazy Man: Who-'re you?!

Captain Stupid: I am Captain Stupid, the world's most famous superhero. I'm here because you are lazy.

Lazy Man tried to get out of his chair.

Lazy Man: BUTLER, GET IN HERE!

Lazy Man's butler came into the room and saw the fat man in a chair holding his sword. Butler grabbed the sword and fought. It was a marshmellow sword. [Very Dangerous.] Captain Stupid was hurt. Captain Stupid hit Butler with a marshmellow sword in the heart and he was knocked out on the floor with his eyes closed. He was asleep.

Lazy Man: I see you've defeated my greatest worker, Butler. YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT....Actually, he's my only worker.

Captain Stupid: So It's over?

Lazy Man: No, it's not. In fact, I have a pillow I can throw.

Lazy Man threw a pillow and Captain Stupid ran away. The atomic pillow fell on a tramoline and bounced back. Lazy Man was killed.

Captain Stupid: Lazy Man has been killed. Good news: he's gone. Bad news: Butler's not.

Butler held up a white flag.

Butler was in a prison in the Stupid Lair. There were no bars. [There was something worse.] There was a sign that said Do not come out. Love, Captain Stupid. Butler was trapped in the prison forever.

Butler: Can I have a snack? You haven't feed me for two days.

Captain Stupid: You can't eat.