Captain Stupid: Episode 6, Season 1: Lazy Boy

CAPTAIN STUPID IN:
THE LAZY BOY

A presidental meeting was happening in the president's house.

President: We need to find a way to stop crime. These criminals are stupid.

Captain Stupid: DID SOMEONE SAY "STUPID"?!

Captain Stupid came in the room.

President: Who are you?

Captain Stupid: Captain Stupid, the stupidest of all stupid people.

The son of Lazy Man came in the room.

Lazy Boy: Not so fast.

Captain Stupid: Lazy Boy, the son of Lazy Man.

Lazy Boy: I am here to so off my new shoes.

Captain Stupid pushed Lazy Boy to the floor.

Captain Stupid: Nice shoes.

Lazy Boy: Thank-you!

Lazy Boy was in the prison Butler was in.

Butler: Lazy Boy, I was born with five million toes and five million fingers a foot and five million toes and five million fingers a hand. I also have ten necks. It was a 'mutation-at-birth'. Captain Stupid has the magical wizard power to detect the word 'stupid'. I secretly have fur instead of hair and scales instead of skin.

Lazy Boy: I haven't eaten in ten days.

Captain Stupid: My tights enable me to feel my legs. Mostly because I'm in baby clothes. Have either of you played 'Fat-Fight' where we get really fat and see who's the fattest.