Captain Stupid In:
The Case Of The Idiot Man
Captain Stupid was in his basement [well known as the Stupid Lair] hacking into places to find people who say "stupid" when someone in a yellow and red suit of armor [based of Iron Man] came in the room.
Captain Stupid: Who are you?! You're not supposed to know where a superhero lives!
Idiot Man: Yes, I know it's wrong. That's why I did it. So I could come here and destroy a superhero. I am the evil IDIOT MAN.
Captain Stupid: Idiot Man, you don't have to do this.
Idiot Man: I want revenge.
Captain Stupid: No, I mean you don't have to drag toilet paper threw the house.
Idiot Man: I needed to wash my hands...in my bathroom. I dragged toilet paper threw the neighborhood.
Captain Stupid: You must do what is right, Idiot Man. Don't let the Dark Side of Stupid corrupt your mind and vision. We can all be idiots.
Idiot Man: For years, I never knew what to do with my life so I became the Anti-Stupid. Also known as the Dark Stupid.
Captain Stupid: I will use my Stupid-Melon.
Captain Stupid threw a watermelon at Idiot Man. Idiot Man was knocked out.
Captain Stupid: I must bring this man to the police.
Captain Stupid threw the [possibly] dead body into a prison.
Captain Stupid: Stupid AWAY. I'm so glad this man was brought to justice.
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