Captain Stupid: Episode 1, Season 1: Middle School

Captain Stupid IN:
The Middle School Of Twelve-Year-Olds

Teacher: Welcome, class. Like all days, this is stupid.

Captain Stupid: DID SOMEONE SAY "STUPID"?

A man in blue clothes with a red cape [clothes and cape: based on Super Man] who had a lantern-shape on his chest [symbol: based on Green Lantern] leaped into the classroom.

Teacher: Who are you?!

Captain Stupid: The world's greatest superhero, Captain Stupid. I here your day is "stupid". I'm here to make it a [captain] stupid day. Everyone, open up to page 3. Put your books down. Go on your computers. Go to "Captain.Stupid@Captain.Stupid.Org" or "Cap.Stu@Cap.Stu.Org".

Teacher: What does this have to do with "science"?

Captain Stupid: It doesn't. Why stay in school if you could look up stuff on the Cap.Stu.Wiki instead? One of you, read about how I became a superhero. Read about my tragedy.

Student: Captain Stupid cried about not knowing what to be when he grew up, so he got tight clothes and made a suit.

Captain Stupid: This clothes are tight. My tights are the tightest. I can't feel my legs.

Teacher: If you wear stuff that hurts, you have a problem.

Captain Stupid: That's how I became a superhero, kids. Class over. Time for lunch.

Teacher: No, it's time for PE. Everyone, get your basketball clothes on.

Captain Stupid: I chose to become Captain Stupid to take the place of my retired father. GENERAL STUPID. One day, my son will be Captain Idiotic. You students will be my dummies. You will learn how to be my sidekicks by going on Dummies.Org.

It was lunch time and Captain Stupid was sitting with the kids and teacher from science class.

Captain Stupid: Kids, teacher, you all did great today. I am more proud than I could ever be.

Captain Stupid is a loved superhero who is loved by all and is very loved by everyone. [He's also repetitive.]