BREAK A LEG: GET OUT THERE

"How To Be Cool!" I'll tell you.

• To get out there, you break your leg on iron, stone, steel, obsidian, or bedrock. "Where Do You Think The Saying Comes From?!"
• Crack your neck.
• Break your arm.
• Break your spine "And You're Ready!"

"CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!" You got infamous on Youtube for inspiring people to do painful things. "YOU FELL FOR IT!!!!!"