Captain Stupid In:
The Weird Mansion
Captain Stupid was in the Weird Mansion with other superheroes, talking about the superhero popularity and the supervillain popularity.
Strange Man: Well, heroes, there are 25 percent superheroes and 75 percent supervillains. Lots of people have found a love for injustice.
Captain Stupid: Zoom into the pi chart. I see something.
Strange Man zoomed in and everyone saw the Symbol of Idiot.
Captain Stupid: Idiot Man must be behind this. He found my lair once. I will beat him with the Stupid-Bag. It is a trash bag full of garbage.
Strange Man: Perfect weapon. Be careful. Heroes don't kill. Don't want to kill out enemies.
Idiot Man came in holding a box. The Idiot Box.
Captain Stupid threw the Stupid-Bag at him and he fell to the floor in extreme pain.
Captain Stupid: We have to erase his memory of being here or at my lair so he doesn't remember.
Strange Man: Electricuted Idiot Man in the brain.
Strange Man: He'll forget everything. Even who he is. Let's put him in jail.
A dead body was thrown in jail.
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