Darkest Sword Chat: Season 2, Episode 1-Radioactive Pizza

Darkest Sword grabbed a peace of pizza a radioactive rat bit. He glowed orange.
Darkest Sword: This is new.
Lightning Sword called 911.
Doctor: I don't know what to do.
Lightning Sword: Darkest, you idiot. You can't just eat stuff.
Darkest Sword: So what if a rat bit it. If it's edible, you can eat it.
Lightning Sword: I'm surprised that was edible.
Darkest Sword: I eat stuff from the garbage all the time.
Lightning Sword: Dark, you got a diet. Starting now, ending... never.
Darkest Sword: That's not even a time.
Lightning Sword: If forever is a time, never is a time.