Darkest Sword Chat: Season 2, Episode 2-Amazon Special

CAPITALIZING FOR IMPORTANT THINGS

ONE SELLER ON AMAZON IS NOT COOL. I ORDER ONE THING, I GET SOMETHING ELSE. I want that one thing. I hate that idiotic freak who sold me that thing. I was so happy to get that game. THEY SEND ME SOMETHING IN A DIFFERENT SERIES AT FIRST. Do me a favor. DON'T GO ON AMAZON. PLEASE GO TO A GAME STORE AND BY A GAME. So what if old games aren't sold anymore. Go to a game store and get a new game. I AM DARKEST SWORD and I approve of this message and disapprove of that loser. GAMEFLY IS SUGGESTED.

I Am That Guy On Amazon [I Suck Wood]-Darkest Sword-Lyrics

I am that guy on
Amazon
I suck wood
I am a losing little
freak
I suck wood

I steal your cash
I give you crap
I keep your money
I steal your cash
I sell you crud
I am so greedy

I am a jerk that
steals your money
I am a loser that
sucks wood

I am that guy on
Amazon
I suck wood
I am a losing little
freak
I suck wood

I steal your money
and I don't return it
I rob online and don't
return the things I steal
I am a jerk that steals
your money and I am
a little liar

I am a jerk that
steals your money
[I am a jerk]
I am a loser that
sucks wood
[I am a jerk]

I am that guy on
Amazon
I suck wood
I am a losing little
freak
I suck wood

[I am a jerk]

I am that weirdo
who steals
I suck wood
I am that dummy
that robs
I suck wood

Stupid And I Know It-Darkest Sword-Lyrics-A parody of LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It"

I'm stupid and I know it
I steal online
I rob online *3
I'm stupid and I know it
I steal online
I rob online *3
I'm stupid and I know it
I steal online

Repeat all *8

Real Jerk-Darkest Sword-Lyrics-A parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone"

I am a real jerk
tryin' to rob her
I am an idiotic thief
I am so stupid
Tryin' to rob him
My plans get even worse

Yaeh, I know you really hate me
I know you think I'm a jerk
Cause I steal so you are right
I know It's true that I am a jerk

Repeat all *8

I am a real jerk