Commercial Guy: Do you like burgers?
Darkest Sword: Ye-he-hesss.
Commercial Guy: Do you love burgers?
Darkest Sword: Oh, yaaeeeh.
Commercial Guy: Then you're gonna love Big Burgers. We have cheddar, burgers made of pork, cheddar, baken, ketchup, mustard, mayo, horse radish, pickles, tomatoes, potatoes, eggs, pizza, and a glass o' snow cold lemonade with actual snow inside. We also have the same drink with amazing Death by Chocolate Cake, Ice Cream, and Smoothie. Everything is a different kind of chocolate. So come down to Amazing Food and order. That meal's called Amazing Meal. It has seventy plats of cake, a burger, and ice cream... witch is in a bowl. It is free.
Darkest Sword: I GOTTA GET THAT MEAL! I GOTTA GET THAT MEAL!
Commercial Guy: We're open twenty four hours.
Darkest Sword got the meal. He ate everything. He fell asleep.
Commercial Guy: We aren't gonna kick him outta the resturant because we're open twenty four hours.
Darkest Sword: I did not hit my brother so he'd fall on the bedrock when I was three. I did not steal that car from the Auto Home. I did not rob a bank. I did not rob Video Game Warehouse.
Commercial Guy: I'm gonna call the cops.
Darkest Sword woke up.
Darkest Sword: WHO SAID "COPS?"
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