Darkest Sword: Lightning Swoord! I made you some soup!
Lightning Sword: Thank you.
Lightning Sword ate the soup and fell asleep.
Darkest Sword: Oh, no! He's asleep. I should have put some more daddy long legs in it. I'm gonna go get the insect repellent and poison. Hey, look. Some radioactive and toxic waste! Better put that in here. They're glowing light green and have black and dark gray spots on them. There's the pizza! Some ketchup, some salsa. Lightning Swooord! I remade your soup!
Lightning Sword: Ah, thanks.
One bite made him go to the hospital.
Darkest Sword: I'm sorry, Lightning Sword. Must have put too much human liver and human heart in it.
Lightning Sword: WHAT! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
After Lightning Sword was at the hospital...
Lightning Sword: Darkest Sword, want some soup?
Darkest Sword was in the hospital for half a year [excluding the other half a year Darkest Sword was in the hospital because of the birthday soup Lightning Sword gave him].
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