Saturday, July 27, 2013

Darkest Sword Chat: Season 1, Episode 10-Dungeon Invader

Hi, I'm Darkest Sword. Iv'e got a pickaxe. It's made of steel. It's mega sharp. I'm trying to break through the walls in this dungeon I trapped in. So it's a dungeon that's built on the surface, in the ground, and in space. There's monsters here. A pickaxer is a monster with two pickaxes for lower arms. The blades are hands. Like my pickaxe, they can't break. They're magic. They have cosmic minds that are smarter then our minds. Right now, we're in a spaceship in the dungeon. The space part of the dungeon is a whole world. The ships lead to other parts of the world. There's a pickaxer over here. Let's kill him. HIIIYAAAHH!!! I just cut his head of. The head give you all health, energy, power, and money. You can find stuff here. Hearts are health, food is energy, rocks [stones] are power, and money is... money. 1 bills are one dollar, 100 dollar bills are one hundred dollars, silver is $2000, gold is $5000, and diamond is $70,000. Hey, look! Some diamond! I see a store. Gonna buy me a weaponry. Upgrade pickaxe. $20. That's pretty cheap. Stuff usually costs $500. I'll take that. I'll get steel armor. I run pretty slow but I'm stronger and I feel less pain. Some pain, I don't get. $5 gun, musket, pistol, rifle, and shotgun. When there's more then one, It's a pack. I'm gonna buy it. Oh, no. Not 5 pickaxers. Don't stab me. Stop. Nooooo.

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