Hi, Guys. I'm Darkest Sword. I'm making something for my friend, Lightning Sword. I'm making him a biscuit. So, we've got our ingredients. Honey, poison, peanut butter, raw meat, rotten bread, moldy cheese, dead human skin, cow blood, chicken organs, and pizza. O.k. Chuck all in a bowl and blend with blender. Lightning Sword, got you a little bit a... BISCUIT.
Lightning Sword: Don't mind if I do.
Lightning Sword was in the hospital.
Lightning Sword: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE BISCUIT!?
Darkest Sword: Here's my instructions for cooking.
Dark hands light the paper.
Lightning Sword: You like shovels?
Darkest Sword: Why do I need a shovel?
Light chased Dark with a shovel and finally hit him.
They were both in the hospital
When they got out of the hospital, Light drew on Dark's face. He drew a drool under his mouth and tears under his eyes. Dark got outta bed and went to the bathroom to put make up on. He saw his face in the mirror.
Dark: HOLY PIZZA! WHAT HAS LIGHT DONE!?
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