Agent Comedy: Episode 1, Season 1: Beginning Of Humor

Someone named Jacky Jordan was in a diner one day putting down his tip when these five terrorists came into the building. "No one's moving. You're all in your seats. One moving person, one...I don't know what to do to punish. We only have five bullets and pone bomb. The bullet's are for attackers. They bomb's for the big finally. Cut me [the leader] some slack. We're here to destroy this restaurant. All of you will leave and if you attack, you won't be leaving. You know it's because you're dead. Do they know, 3?" "They know, Number 1." "I [Number 1] will destroy this place with my bomb. That's when the fat lady sings." These ninety agents came. They wore black suits, black ties, and white dress shirts. "Nobody move. We're agents." The agents shot at the terrorists and killed every one of them. "You all saw and we can't make you forget so you're with us. Common, Guys. Each one of you's a hero. We're gonna need names." "I'm Jacky Jordan. Don't call me J.J." "Welcome, J.J." "Could have been worse. Could have been junior." "Junior sounds better." "Oh no. You're kidding."

Jacky and the others were on a plain to Ireland. "Well, Jacky. Looks like You're agent J." "I'm named after the protagonist in Men in Black?" "I don't know. How about... help me." Jacky helped. "Can I be named after what weapon I use? How about...what number I am? Ya know. The first or second. Names like that." "We usually do that. Agent 2000." "How many are there now?" "Fifty million."

Jacky and the others were in Ireland. Jacky said, "Jacky's in Europe. We got awesome syrup. I got no more rimes. We we got syrup? I don't really know." "Will you stop talking? We have to be silent so we do this mission." "Fine, I'll stop. Ya need to pay me... I don't know how much. Keep the money." "Thanks for letting me keep the money." "Jacky, you wimp. You let him keep the money. I'm Jacky. I don't get the money. Oh no." Five agents came out and Jacky shot them all with his gun. "I am amazing today. I'm on fire. Anybody wanna touch the Flame's gun?" No one wanted to touch Jacky's gun. "Really? Nobody? Common?"

Agent Comedy is cancelled after episode 1, season 1. I'm sorry.