NEIGHBORHOOD

Bob: Why do we have to rake the leaves? That's the job of a schnauzer.

Weirdo: Dude, our boss is watching.

Bob: Common, It's dog's work. Dogs should do it.

Weirdo: Dude, he's watching.

Bob: Aaahh! I didn't see you there.

Boss: YOU'RE FIRED!

Bob: Please, let me work at this neighborhood. I need the money.

Boss: Fine. Rake those leaves. Don't worry, I'll pay ya extra... FOR YOUR EXTRA WORK! You have to water the leaves, clean the sidewalk, plant new trees and bushes, and kill that gigantic rat that's bigger then a human. He thinks we're eating the food in his home.

Weirdo: Finally, we killed that rat. Boss really knows how to punish. You think so two, Bob.

Bob: Ya. We do all the work while he sits down on his fat, lazy, no-good b... Ah, hey Boss.

Boss: Clean the street.

Bob: This sucks. At least we get payed double. Ya ever notice Boss' man boobs? I'm gonna call him moobman.

Boss: One more word and you're fired.

Bob: Ya need a gym. That's how fat ya are.

Boss: Go away.

Bob: You are chubbaayy.

Weirdo: You should be more careful. You nearly got fired today.

Bob: Relaaxx. It's gonna be o.k.

Weirdo: I know a thing that makes it so whoever goes in doesn't have to do work.

Jumps in the hole.

Bob: Hey, Boss, we got work to do?

Boss: You don't work here.

Weirdo: Let's go home.

Bob: Where's all our stuff?

Weirdo: Oh, no.

Bob: What is it, Weirdo.

Weirdo: Without our job, we don't have our house or our stuff or our money or our food.

Bob: NOOOOO! We have to get our stuff back.

Weirdo: All we need to do is go in the portal.

Gangster: Go away.

Holds up both guns.

Bob: No-way, Jerk.

A group of gangsters come with one gun in each hand.

Bob punches gangster in face and elbows other in neck.

Weirdo kicks gangster in head.

Weirdo: There's too many.

Bob: I see the portal.

Weirdo and Bob run to portal and jump in.

Gangster: NOOOOO!

Boss: Why are you not working?

Weirdo: What are our jobs? We'll do anything.

Boss: You want to do work. I must be a good boss.

Weirdo: You have no idea.